I’d love to sit behind a girl on a bed and have her lean all her weight on me pushing my back against the wall. Then I’d reach around and feed her with one hand and rub her belly with the other while I watch her finger herself
Someone do this to me 😍
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Guillermo del Totoro
Guillermo del Totoro
@marie-alexandria this kills me every time 😂
@ruenesca I’m dead
Always reblog Guillermo del Totoro.
It’s time we have a serious conversation here. I’ve been growing you for a couple years now and honestly piggy, I dreamt of this moment my whole life.
It’s time to stop pretending you are looking for a job. No one is going to hire a 600 lbs fatass like you.
It’s time you stop trying to do things yourself. You can’t barely do anything without my help, and as fun as it is to see you pathetically get up from the bed, or see you struggle to shower yourself, you won’t be able to do any of these soon.
It’s time we step our game up, to get you chugging gainer shakes all day and have you constantly eating junk food. I want everybody to be scared of how fast you are piling on the lard. I want you to scare ME.
It’s time to start the final stage of your life. There is no turning back now. You knew this would eventually happen, you ate yourself into a huge hog, knowing what happens to pigs like you.
It’s time of having fun. It’s not like you have a choice, look at you. Now open your mouth…
This is almost relatable 😮
Anonymous asked:
franzanth answered:
copulation, you say? how asinine!
everyone knows stegosaurs reproduced vegetatively.
Step 1. cut a leaf as needed
Step 2. put the cutting on a flowerpot. then water it. i guess
Step 3. enjoy your new crop of baby steglings
Have I mentioned like a million times already that I love a greedy eater? Someone who shoves the next bite in before they finish the first bite. Their cheeks stuffed with food, letting out sighs and moans of pleasure. That’s probably one of the sexiest things I could ever witness.
So much yes to this unghhh
